You can just see the TV advert now can't you...
"Have you been mis-sold food that you didn't really need ?
"You could have been mis-sold food, especially if the seller didn't explain the consequences of eating it, or didn't analyse your personal circumstances before providing it. Have you had fish and chips recently ? Did the chip-shop owner explain that if you are overweight, fish and chips might not be for you ?
Perhaps you had a big curry last night; in which case did the restaurent owner weigh you first and carry out a body fat analysis ?"
"You could be eligible for compensation or liposuction"
"Contact us now - we'll be working for you on a we'll-win-screw-them basis"