I double dare sponsors to hand out free tickets to visit the fascinating world of Nugget and fast food manufacturing.
After all if there's Cadbury World, why can't there be Fast Food World ?
I'm sure folks are interesting in seeing food processing at its most efficient, after all its the bedrock of some lucrative businesses.
Its fast, cheap, convenient and it fills you up.
What's the problem with just saying that ?
But no, I'm an innocent 5 year boy who is really excited by the Olympics and I've just discovered the route to success is by eating fast food. Otherwise why are there pictures of it everywhere ?
Its also not fair that my 7 year old sister is wearing make-up, high heel shoes and is now 6 inches taller than me.